nir794  (9 years ago)


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Sgnboard Education

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers"
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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
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?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."
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?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance "
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?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
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Now pay my fees
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nir794  (9 years ago)

ya m bad
but u r cute

wow!! so nice ..my morning was sooooooo
i mean shine

nir794  (9 years ago)

nooooooooooo;p
its me

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:hee

nir794  (9 years ago)

nir794  (9 years ago)

nir794  (9 years ago)


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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings..

1 Money can't buy happiness

but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy

but... remember that bastard's name

3. Help a person when they are in trouble

and... they will remember
you when they are in trouble again..

4. Many people are alive only

because... its illegal to shoot them

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem

but... neither does juice

6. Smoking kills

but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...

Think again.. Be wise..

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Avengers1331  (9 years ago)
Pore me some water....serious?? You are laughing at me? Huh

Avengers1331  (9 years ago)
Pore me some..............................water....lolz

Avengers1331  (9 years ago)
What's that smell....Burberry??

Avengers1331  (9 years ago)
Are you drunk..lolz