amani299  (13 years ago)
هلو حبي شلونج ليش متسألين كولش شنو مزاعلتني؟

magadam31  (13 years ago)
ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﺑﺪﻱ
ﺍﻳﺎﻙ ﺗﺬﺑﺤﻠﻲ ﺧﺮﻭﻑ
ﺑﻤﻨﺎﺳﺒﺔ ﻣﺮﻭﺭ ﻋﺸﺮ ﺳﻨﻴﻦ
ﻋﻠﻰ ﺯﻭﺍﺟﻨﺎ
ﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ: ﻭ ﺷﻮ ﺫﻧﺐ
ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻭﻑ ﻳﺘﺤﻤﻞ ﻏﻠﻂ
ﺍﺭﺗﻜﺒﺘﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻋﺸﺮ ﺳﻨﻴﻦ
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ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﻮﺵ
ﻭﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﻗﺮﺭﻧﺎ ﺍﻟﺤﺮﺏ ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺑﻮﺵ ﻭﻣﻴﻦ ﺍﻧﺘﻮ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻭﺃﺑﻮ ﻓﻼﻥ ﻭﺍﻟﺮﺑﻊ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺑﻮﺵ ﻭﻛﻢ ﻋﺪﺩﻛﻢ؟
ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ 8
ﻗﺎﻟﺒﻮﺵ ﺑﺲ ﺇﺣﻨﺎ ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻧﻴﻦ
ﺟﻨﺪﻱ؟
ﺭﺩ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ: ﺧﻼﺹ
ﺑﺸﺎﻭﺭ ﺍﻟﺮﺑﻊ ﻭﺑﺮﺟﻊ ﺍﺗﺼﻞ
ﻓﻴﻚ
ﺛﺎﻧﻲ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ
ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺧﻼﺹ ﻣﺎ ﺭﺍﺡ
ﻧﺤﺎﺭﺑﻜﻢ ﻷﻧﻪ ﻣﺎ ﻋﻨﺪﻧﺎ
ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﻟﻤﻠﻴﻮﻧﻴﻦ ﺍﺳﻴﺮ
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ﻓﻮﻕ ﺑﺮﺝ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺏ، ﻭﺍﺣﺪ
ﻣﻨﻬﻢ ﻗﺎﻝ: ﺍﺫﺍ ﻭﻗﻌﺖ ﻛﻢ
ﺑﺪﻱ ﻻﻭﺻﻞ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ: ﺛﻼﺙ ﺃﻳﺎﻡ..
ﻗﺎﻝ: ﻓﻜﺮﻙ ﺑﻤﻮﺕ ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ: ﺷﻲ ﻃﺒﻴﻌﻲ ﺑﺘﻤﻮﺕ
ﺛﻼﺙ ﺃﻳﺎﻡ ﻻ ﺃﻛﻞ ﻭﻻﺷﺮﺏ!!
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ﺑﺨﻴﻞ ﺳﺄﻟﻮﻩ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺻﺎﺭ ﺑﺮﺩﺷﻮ
ﺗﺴﻮﻱ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺃﻗﺮﺏ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﻓﺎﻳﺔ
ﻭﺳﺄﻟﻮﻩ ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﺑﺮﺩ ﺃﻛﺜﺮ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻗﺮﺏ ﺃﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻨﺎﻟﺪﻓﺎﻳﺔ
ﻗﺎﻟﻮﺍ ﻟﻪ ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﺩ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ
ﻣﺶ ﻃﺒﻴﻌﻲ ﺷﻮ ﺑﺘﺴﻮﻱ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺑﺸﻐﻞ ﺍﻟﺪﻓﺎﻳﺔ
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ﻭﺣﺪﻩ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﺼﺎﺣﺒﻬﺎ
ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ : ﺃﻧﺖ ﺷﺠﺎﻉ
ﻭﺑﻄﻞ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ: ﺁﺁﺁﻩ ﻟﻮ ﺷﻔﺘﻴﻨﻲ ﺃﻳﺎﻡ
ﺍﻟﻐﺰﻭ ﻟﻤﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺷﻬﻴﺪ ..
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tomcruise4  (13 years ago)
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sweetheart1985m23  (13 years ago)
رديت السلام وانتي ساكته

tomcruise4  (13 years ago)
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zizo202  (13 years ago)
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tomcruise4  (13 years ago)
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sweetheart1985m23  (13 years ago)
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